Tragedy, As In A Robert De Niro-Narrated Epilogue

 "In the end, we fucked it all up."

Yeah, that's always the story.

We fuck up, so all the fuckin' yokels, in all their fuckin' glory, can start to fuck around.' Cause if there's one thing that's certain, it's the little guy tryna make a name for himself out there, and you can bet he's gonna wanna have a story to tell. A whole lotta fuckin' mouths wantin' nothin' more but to fuckin' wail all the time, that's how it is.

Now Shakespeare, he got it all wrong.

So you got this nut over here taking his sweet time tryna whack the guy who killed his father. Here's another over there schemin' and killin' like there ain't no tomorrow. 

And with all these nuts and all their stories, what you got's just the excuse for the nut out there to do the same fucking thing. 

The real tragedy is havin' all that on the record. Every wise guy knows, if there's one golden rule in life, it's this: no records. 

All your recommended sob stories, all in one fuckin' place. Now ain't that somethin'.

But in the end, shit always happens. No matter how much you hedge your bets, life is the one motherfucker that's always gonna come calling. You gotta believe that. 

In the end, we fuck it all up.